You clicked a link while half asleep; look where you have landed—
A website with no purpose yet, completely empty-handed.
No dancing cats, no secret codes, not even one FAQ,
Just lines and lines of white and blank and absolutely you.
Perhaps you sought a recipe or maybe a life hack,
But all you’ve found is digital void with jokes that life might lack.
There’s no deep lore or treasure maps, no meaning to extract,
Unless you count this poem here, which clearly is abstract.
So welcome, friend, enjoy the air, the silence, and the grace,
You’ve found the one true website that leads to zero place.